when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”
you know liam payne has been spending too much time around harry styles when he starts telling awful jokes on stage about two fish in a tank and one asks the other “how do you drive this thing?” stop harry styles
[1d talking about their 23rd album] “this ones definitely a bit more mature”
harry either looks like he just stepped out a stylists closet or he’s just dressed himself in the dark
We’ve been a band for about four years now.
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
Lou hurts his hand so Liam kisses it better.
it must be hard being a dude like the person you’re dating wants to sleep with zayn malik, your sister wants to sleep with zayn malik, your mother wants to sleep with zayn malik and you yourself want to sleep with zayn malik a little bit